The evidence:
The Texas governor wants to force everyone to pray.
China wants to force everyone not to pray.
San Francisco wants to ban circumcision.
John Fox wants Tim Tebow to start for the Broncos.
Durf has taken a hacksaw to our toilet caddy.
And Congress...where do I start? For a while we thought Congress was synonymous with corrupt do-nothings. Now we know that was way too generous a desccription.
I'm thinking there's a dementia virus out there that's taken hold and we're in the midst of a veritable pandemic.
Don't worry folks, I have a solution.... Just give me a minute. It's on the tip of my tongue. What was I saying?
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